Search Results for 'dear'

The Most Cute Sentence by Kid

The Most Cute Sentence by a Kid
Written over his Maths Book.

"Dear Maths,
Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Eyesight is Perfect

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say something nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blance

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Difference between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
& Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Raju (few years ago!)
Urdu mein translate karo,

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Live on Small Income

Banta to his new bride Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my small income?

Preeto: Of course dear, no trouble. But what will you live on?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta to his new bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Smart Wife

Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart
Your husband Allen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathans Leave Aplikation

Pathan’s Leave Application:
Dear Sir!

My Wife Is Ill.
And There Is No Other Husband
In Our Family To Look Aftr Her,
Kindly Grant Me Leave For 1 Day On Sunday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab Break Fail Huyi

Girl: Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He?

Boy: Long Drive Par Dear

Girl: Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya !

Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break Fail Huyi !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zubaida Apa

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:

. Make the best of it

. Dont doubt anything

. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever

IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:

. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!

. Never stay alone! Your friends are there

. Hug more people

. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF YOU ARE SINGLE:

. Hang out with friends n family

. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!

IF YOU ARE MARRIED..

. GAME OVER dear!

by Raju (few years ago!)
K.G Boy & Girl, My Dear Brothers & Sisters

In a School function:
K.G boy closed his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,

Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,

He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” ;)

by Raju (few years ago!)
Who‘s dear & near friend…

Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)