Interview

Pathan Goes for Interview.

Manager to pathan
"Where is Abu Dabi?"

Pathan"
"Jis Qabrastan main Hamara Ami Dabi,
wahin thora door per Abu dabi:



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A Student wrote a letter to is father from hostel:
dear Dad...!
No Money, No Fun
Your son!

His Father Replied:
Dear Son!
So Sad, Very bad.
Your Dad!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 292 views
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