Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo

Sardar: Yaar Ek Baat To Batao??

Pathan: Pucho..

Sardar: Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Yahoo..?

Pathan: Ek Minute Ruko,
Hum Abhi Google Per Search Ker K Batata Hai.. :-D :-)

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