Good News And Bad News

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
NASA Ne 3 Sardar

NASA Ne 3 Sardar Chand Pe Bheje
Rocket Uda,Par Aadhe Raste Se Vapas Aaya

Jab Sardaron Ko Pucha Gaya To Bole Aaj Amawas Hai,Chand To Hoga Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 ghantay aatay ki line main

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek
aadmi ghussay se chillaya. "Main Zaradari ko goli
marnay ja raha hon." Kuch dari baat woh wapas
aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne
pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab
diya. "Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy said... Do u love me

Boy said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
Girl said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai



1 Chinese Baccha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intiqaal Ho Gaya Hai

Dossra Baccha: Oh Yaar!!
China Ki Cheezo Ke Sath Yahi Masla Hota Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
A Sardar was writing something

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aj Kal Ke Bache

Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
.
.
Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
.
.
Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!

Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
.
Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
kya hukam hai mere aaqa

jin : kya hukum hai mere aaqa ?

Aaqa : yar mera eik kaam kar mere ghar se america tak eik road bana de!

jin : aaqa boht mushkil kam hai koi aur kam batao!

Aaqa : meri biwi ko mera furmabardar bana de..!

Jin : aaqa road single banani hai ya double ? ...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar with a new mobile called

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed


Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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