Good News And Bad News

At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 637 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

jadugar Ne Jadu

Aik Black African Lrki Ko jadugar Ne
Jadu Se Par Lga diay.

Lrki : Wow, Ab kia Me PARi bn gai?

Jadugar :NI Pagli..
.
.
.
Tu "CHAM'GADAR' bn gai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi……………….
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…..
.
.
Dil tor kar chala gaya… .
.
.
.
.
KUTTA, KAMINA, HARAMZADA :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi

Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Officer Bachey Se

Police Officer Bachey Se:Beta Kia Tumhare Abu “Al Qaida” Me Hain?
Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi! Per Main
.
“Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pados wale Pappu ki beti

Wife- Pados wale Pappu ki beti ko Math mein 99 marks mile

Husband- Arre yaar!
1 no. Kahan gya??

Wife- Wo hmara beta laya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujh se panga na le

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Naughty Mallika Sherawat

Mallika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? Any Idea!!!!!!!!

Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kyunki,joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty

Waisy aap kia soch rahe the Naughty Mind.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj Maine ek Jaan

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!

To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Haryanvi's donkey

A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

M0BILE ki service

Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi k..

aadat

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Ka Pyara..

Behcare Santa Banta

Funny Man ik ped pe chada

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

Public to Santa

punjabi

To Reduce Depression

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook