A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 775 views

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?

Snta Mehmaan Se- Thnda Loge Ya Garam.?
Mehmaan-Dono Le Aao..
Snta-Preeto.. Ek GLass Freezer Se, Aur Ek GLass Geezer Se Pani Le Aao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi peeche mere pair

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Ek kunwein mein kutta gir gaya

Kuch log kunwe ko pak karne k liye Molvi k pas gaye

Molvi ny kaha k 200 baalti pani nikalo pak ho jaiega,

Magr kuch din bad pani se smell aane lagi log dusre molvi k pas gaye usne 400 baalti nikalne ko kaha

Magr same result

Phir log teesre Molvi k pass gaye usne kaha pehle kutta to nikalo Jahilo!

Moral:

Dear Pakistaniyo humein B pehle "KUTTA" nikalna hoga! Phir pakistan say pani niklay ga...

Smjh to gaye ho gy ap

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai?

Sir: Kaunsa bird sabse se Tez udtha hai?
Boy: Haathi. Sir: Nalayak,tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy: woh ......... ka unit incharge hai
Sir: Shaabaash
haathi

Sahi jawab

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)