Mithai Ki Dukan

Dost: Tumhari Mithai Ki Dukan Hai,
Tum To Bohat Mithai Khaty Ho Gy..

Pathan: Nahi Yara,,
Abba Ras-Gullay Gin Ker Jata Hai
Is Liye Sirf
"Chooos" Ker Rakh Deta Hun.. ;-) :-D

by Pak101.com (last year!) / 322 views
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