Bahar Nikal

Pathan: Yara Toilet se jaldi
Bahar Nikalo, Hum Ko Bhi Jana Hai..
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Sardar: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
Dho Raha Hun Me :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few months ago!) / 92 views
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Solid REPLY.
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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
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Teacher:"Can you see God.. ??
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Class:"No
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Class:"No
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Pappu:"Sir, can you see your brain.. ??
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Pappu:"Can you touch your brain..??
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Teacher:"No
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Pappu:"Oho ok, So you have no brain.. :p :O :D

Teacher Shocked Pappu Rocked

Students Thoko Like....;)

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