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"Hum Haji bhi hai."

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
phansi sy pehlay

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan ki BV

Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:

Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?

Pathan ki BV boli:
"Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
John Cena!!!

Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm...


After some time, Pathan Answered:





John Cena!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 jamadar gutter main

1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan goes to obama

Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to girl friend

1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



OR kaha


Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to second pathan

Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

Anda Khao..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan aur larai

1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
aik banda bhagta howa

1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in bachpan

Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!



Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan soch kar

Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.

Pathan bohat soch kar bola:



"Al-Androoni"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan in school

Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO

Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:

Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.


Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...

ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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