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Height of kanjoosi

Pathan k pass
Mobile hai+Balance hai

Pathan 2 Major Rohail: Yaar apna to mobile dekhana
Tere bhabi ko "I LOVE U" ka msg send krna hy

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha

Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha.

Friend: Wo Kaisy?

Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tota bola PATHAN

Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.

Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?


Tota bola PATHAN.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A Lukhnowi Nawab meets

A Lukhnowi Nawab meets Pathan:

Nawab: Janab kya me ap ko 1 takleef de sakta hoon?


Pathan: O Kaminay takleef dekar to dikha, dekh teri kese watt lagata hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne bank se car li

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne bank se car li

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yra Ye "Sent Msg" Kya hota hy

Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay

Khushbu wala Msg

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mujhe Pagal samjha hai?

1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
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Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan

MATHS teacher to a brillian Pathan Student: How can we divide 8 apples among 6 persons equally?
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Pathan: Juice bana ke

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Doctor Se: Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai

Pathan Doctor Se: Mere Wazan Bhot Ho Gaya Hai
Doctor: Tum Rozana 5 kilo Meter Padel Chalo
1 Saal Baad pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,
O Tera Khana kharab khabees Wazan Tu Kam Ho Gaya Hai
Magar Hum
“AFGHANISTAN” Puchnch Gaya Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u

Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi

Pathan:
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Jao meri behen

JEE Lo apna zindagi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pass gya

1 Pathan English Sekhny goray k pass gya
2 Months k bad Wapis aaya to Usy goray ki Call aayi.

Pathan: Who is Speaking?

Gora: Lala! Hum Bolti hai… Jakson

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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