pathan to girl friend
1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.
OR kaha
Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 730 views
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Husband - What you said me DOG….. How dare
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Silence
Husband asks again?
Again Silence
He asked again
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Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
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AAL IZ WELL.
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Why do gals prefer Love
marriage ???
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.
.
. because
'' Well Known Kamina ''
is better than
'' Unknown Namuna '
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Girl: Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
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Or
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yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life
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Santa: Haan yaar..
Banta: to fir Isme se
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