Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.
Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.
Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.
Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.
Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.
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