Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 911 views
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