aik banda bhagta howa
1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 645 views
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