pathan aur larai
1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..
Poocha: Q...?
Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 978 views
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Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."
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Meera: tu Mother Light jala lo
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Nokrani: Mother Light??
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