ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO
Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.
Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 637 views
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