pathan in bachpan
Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!
Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 841 views
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