pathan in bachpan
Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!
Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 880 views
Similar Jokes
A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Q: Why does a cement wall break to pieces when a blonde hits it with their head?
A: The smartest one gives up first.
by Kamran (few years ago!)
Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon tum merey sath hotey ho
Doosra afeemi: Tum jidher bhee jao gey, mein tumharey peechey aaon ga
Pehla afeemi: Agar mein bazaar gaya to?
Doosra afeemi: Mein tumharey sath jaoon ga
Pehla afeemi: Agar sheher gaya to?
Doosra afeemi: Mein bhee tumharey peechey chala aaon ga
Pehla afeemi: Or agar mein kunwein mein chalang laga doon to…..?
Doosra afeemi: Mein baher beth ker tumhara intezaar karoon ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A beautiful slogan behind the car of a married man, "Please do not distub, I
am already disturbed.".
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?
Salesman: 1 Lakh..
Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?
Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..
Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
... .
.
.
Answer: air hostess
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say SURF Lenay Chala Gaya, Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss : Why didn’t you complete the work?
Me : Sorry. I spent half my day Updating’ Status.
Boss : What about the other half?
Me : Liking’ Status of others!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)