pathan to second pathan

Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

Anda Khao..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 648 views
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