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Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai

Pathan: yar aj meri jumy ki namaz chut gai
2nd Pathan: wo kesy
Pathan: yr m0lvi sahib ny kaha sub apna apna m0bile of krdy dain mera m0bile ghar tha mai m0bile of kr k wapis aya to jamat ho gai the
2nd Pathan: To Yar tu jaldi ajata na Wapis

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
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Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
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Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I Love U!

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan in pizza hut

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
"I Miss U"

Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

"I Miss U"



Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

"I Student U"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
pathan to girl

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
BETHO BETHO

Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

BETHO BETHO

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
wapas krne ayaa hy

Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Mom-Batti jala k

Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????





Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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