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Pathan ka kela khana

Pathan kela bagir chele kha raha tha kisi ne kha cheel to lo
pathan chelne ka kia faida hai mujhe pata hai k andar kela hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan piolat

Pathan:hum bara ho k pailot bane ga.
Maan:hum ko kaise pata chale ga k ye mere baite ka jahaz hai?
Pathan:bahut sochne k baad kaha hum jate howe ghar par bomb paink dia kare ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot

P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,
Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se



"Naswar" cheen li, teeno pathano ne tarap tarap ke jaan dey di....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Main teri Maa Hoti Tou

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
PatHaN AskEd a Doctor

PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah

Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
2 dopahar,
aur 2 Raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay...

Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?

Bush: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
Pathan: Nhi
Bush: Tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy?
Bush: Yes
Pathan: Tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha

1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
When the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize Pathan in School?


He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sussar de do

Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

Aik Pathan kahana kha raha tha

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Ab kya woh khana bhi na khaye,
Tum logo ko to Pathan ka naam sunte hi joke chaiye hota hai...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha

Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.

Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,

Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??

Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.

Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.

Wakeel: Phir?

Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Khudkushi per taqreer

Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay

Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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