Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 796 views

What Is Your Name?

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik jin

ek jin sharab penay insan ki shakal ma gaya 12
glass py gya.
sardr:tenu chaddi nahi ?
Jin:maa jin hoon
sardar:lay chadd gayi Kanjar nuu :)P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Polio team darwazay pe ai

Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,

Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,

Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo

by imran (few years ago!)

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?

Sardar Sochne K Bad:
,
,
,
,
Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)