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Sabot to uthalo

Aik pathan road pe Latrine kar raha tha to police ne pakar lia.

Jb ussey lejane lgay to woh Pathan bola.

Sabot to uthalo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan was waiting 4 Train

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife

Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"

Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:



Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Chappal

Pathan Chappal Aagy Rakh k Namaz Parh Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Kaha: Chappal Aagy Rakhny se Namaz Nahi Hoti...

Pathan: Aur Peeche Rakhny se Chappal Nahi Hoti

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya

Pathan: Yaar Hamara Biwi Humko Chhor kar Chala Gaya.


Friend: Tum Usko Pyaar Nahi karta Hoga.


Pathan: O Nahi! Qasam Khuda Ka, Saga Behen Samajhta Tha Usko

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:


Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?


Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Samajhne ki Koshish karo.

Mujhe Tang Mat Karo.

Mujhe Akela Chhor Do.

Kal Raat Tumhari Wajah Se Main So Nahi Saka.

Mat Khelo Meri Zindagi K Sath. Ok?


Ye Sab Pathan, Ek Machhar se Keh Raha Tha

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!

The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw!


Hino Ka Baap, Nissan Ka Nana..


Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Masjid Dhoondhny

2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
The Roza Is Touching To Me

1 Pathan Doosray Pathan Se: Yaar "Mujhy Roza Lag Raha Hai."
ki English Kya Hogi?



2nd Pathan: Khocha Bohat Easy Hai:

"The Roza Is Touching To Me."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya

1 Pathan ne Jaali note Banaya aur Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi lagana bhol gaya:

Jab dukandar ko dia to Dukandar ne kaha: Iski to Topi nahi hai.



Pathan: Ye Quaid-e-Azam ki Garmion ki Tasveer hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
new teacher

New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo

Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:

Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.



Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya

1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya:

To

Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:

Kyon?


Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.


"Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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