pathan ki BV
Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:
Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?
Pathan ki BV boli:
"Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 615 views
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