Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Budhu, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1166 views

Galat samjh liya

Me ne jo apne girl friend ko parde me rahne ka kaha to us ne foran poilce ko kah dia my boy friend is taliban

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathaan zaroorate rishta

Pathan: Yar mairy lie koi achi larki ka reshta dekh laina
.
Friend: 1 Larki hai B.com ki
.
Pathan: Qoam koi bhi ho bus taleem yafta ho

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

The Netherlands flag

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend
and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in
the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when
we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue
after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see
stars, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa

Saas: beti ab tum mujje apni maa or apne Sasur ko pita hi samjhna,

Tabhi darwaje par ghanti baji,
Bahu ne darwaja khola to pati aaye tha
Saas: Kon aaya hai beti,

Bahu: Maa bhaiya office se aaye hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Masoom Dhamki

Masoom Dhamki

1 cHor choRi kr k ghR SE
ja rHa tha
k
... Bachey ki Aankh khul gAi

BacHa :
mEra SCHOOL ka BAG b leja saly wrna
shor mcha donga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)