Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai

Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai ?????

Takee Wo Marne Ke Bad Agar Swarg Jaye Tho Acha Feel Kare Aur

Agar Nark Jaye Tho homely Feel Kare.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 611 views
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