Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha

Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”

Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1362 views

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus….Badmashi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne

Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar

Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

GOLU: boyfriend

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Example Of A Smart Doctor

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cops pull a gaye

A cop pulls a guy over
Sir, why were you speeding?
Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I
became really drunk.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The return

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)