ek dost ne dosre se poocha .. yaar maine suna hai k jannat me humko hamari har pasandeeda chaze di jayengi. Dosre ne kaha.. Haaan phir pehlene pucha.. yaar mujhe ciggrette bahut pasand hai kya mujhe jannat me ciggrette mile ga..? Dosre ne kaha.. Haan milega magar ciggrette jalane keliye JAHANNUM jana padega.

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 888 views

Beta khana khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan aur Passenger

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Couple had a fight in d nite next

couple had a fight in d nite nxt morning husband offer milk to his wife n wife says so sweet of u.

husband says aj nagpanchmi h le nagin dhudh pi le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvioun ki bus ja rhi thi

Molviyon ki Bus Ja rahi thi
1 Ne Kaha jb b raste Me
Larki Nazr Aye to
ASTAGFIRULLAH
prhna
Kafi der bad 1 Ne Kaha
ASTAGFIRULLAH
Baqi Boly
Kahan hai
kahan hai….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)