cigrette

ek dost ne dosre se poocha .. yaar maine suna hai k jannat me humko hamari har pasandeeda chaze di jayengi. Dosre ne kaha.. Haaan phir pehlene pucha.. yaar mujhe ciggrette bahut pasand hai kya mujhe jannat me ciggrette mile ga..? Dosre ne kaha.. Haan milega magar ciggrette jalane keliye JAHANNUM jana padega.

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 911 views
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