Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola

Santa: “Agar Tu Is Bar Fail Ho Gaya To Mujhe Dad Mat Bulaiyo”
Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka

Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya

Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views

Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Memons Wife On Phone

In America,
A Memon’s Wife On Phone
Talking To Her Sister In Pakistan
Her Husband Came And Shouted:

Ae Zubeda, In K Puch Ta
In K Khabar Uuni Wife: Kuro Puchaan?

Memon:Kair Chui Vi K Pepsi
Te Panj Rupya Ocha Kari Dyo?:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.

Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Kanjoos on his death time.

A Kanjoos on his death time.
My wife, where are you ?
Wife:Yes, I'm here

My sons & daughters are you all here?Yes, Papa

Kanjoos: To phir baju wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)