Agar Tum Na Hote, Agar Tum Na Hot

Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari

Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,

Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 740 views
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