Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Santa Ka Polutry Farm Tha, Par Kuch Time Se Usko Business Mein Loss Chal Raha Tha.

Ek Din Vo Hath Mein Bandook Pakad Ke Sari Murgiyo Ko Ikatha Karke Bola

Santa: “Kal Agar Tum Sab Murgiyo Ne Do Do Ande Na Diye To, Main Tum Sabko Goli Se Uda Dunga”

Agle Din Usne Dekha Ki Sab Murgiyo Ne Do-Do Ande Diye Hai, Par Ek Ne Sirf Ek Hi Anda Diya Hai”

Santa Ne Bandook Uski Taraf Kari Aur Bola: “Bata Sirf Tune Hi Ek Anda Kyu Diya Hai”

Murgi Mari Si Awaj Mein Boli: “Sir Ye Ek Anda Bhi Maine Aapke Dar Ki Wahaj Se Diya Hai, Warna Main To Murga Hun“

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