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Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"..
Khan Sahab Replied:...."Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!
Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai
Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?
Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:
Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?
Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. -
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- “khan sahab kia howa ?” Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
jaaj . (mulzim say) tum jantay ho jooth bhool kar tumhay kahan jana ho ga …
Mulzim .. dozakh mein
Jaj … aur such bhool kar //
mulzim …. sarkari jail khanay mein .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)