Phtan in Fruit

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.

Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 858 views
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