formate memorycard
Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dekhana
Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,
Delete Videos Delete Pictures Delete Private Folders Delete Numbers Delete All Messages Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Format Memory Card, Yeh Lo...
Wife: acha 10 Baj Gaiy Hain. Bus Time Hi Dekhna Tha Thanks../"
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