Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan:
Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 969 views

Goal is main nahi

2 Sardar Watchng Match Whem Dhoni Hits A Bndary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar Hi Rhega
Goal Isme Nhi Cricket Mein Hota Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhari shadi kis se hui?

Admi:Tumhari shadi kis se hui? Pathan:Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua hai Admi:Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Pathan:Han hamara Behan ka hua hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
.
Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa:

Waiter gives bill to Santa Santa: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Santa: "So what? U have written outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)