khana pakana a gaya

BiVi: Shadi K Shuru Mai Jb Main Khana Paka K Lati thi AP Ziada Muje Khilate or Khud Kum Khate Pr Ab Aisa kion Nahi Krtey ?

Shahor: Kion keh Ab Tmhe Khana Pakana Aa Gya hai;)

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