Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 520 views
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Sheikh kele wale se
Sheikh: aik kela kitne ka hai
Kele wala: 10 rupay ka aik kela
Sheikh: main ne to 6 rupay ka lena hai....
kele wala: 6 rupay ka ap ko kele ka chuilka mile ga......
Sheikh" to phr aisa kro ye lo 4 rupay or kele se chilka utar kr rakh lo or kela mujhe de do....LOLZ
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se
Ja yar
aywain chakkar lwaya e,
O te mera dost e nai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Happy Birthday to u dear!
Aako kiya laga aap nai Bataoge to hme pata nai lagega k aaj
“International Monkey Day”hai.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda mat kerna :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."
General Motors has issued a press release stating:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Extraordinary Student
Teacher: “Do you know Avogadro’s Number” ??
Student: “Avogadro Ladka Tha Ya Ladki” ??
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Teacher: “Ladka”
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Student: “Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko Ke Number Nahi Rakhta”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya
Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.
Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”
Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”
Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
(In 2025)
man wid his son at main gate of Gaddafi stadium
Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thy
Beta: acha Abu!
To tub sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.?
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Roger Fedrer:
I’ve Great Knowledge Abt Tennis,
U Can Ask Anything.
Sardar: Ok Tell Me,
How Many Holes Are There In The Net
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
by A. Sami (few years ago!)