Bahar Ka Mat Khana
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views
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