mqm jelsa
Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?
Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.
Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi
Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 780 views
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