Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey

Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 596 views
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