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She Is Kidding…

Teacher: She Is Kidding…

Translated In Hindi…

Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
New bride

Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Scooty kab li

Santa: Ye scooty kab li
Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut
dur le gayi aur boli jo chahiye le lo ,
main Scooty le aya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Welcome

Welcome to “Sach ka samna”
.
.
Jawab sirf haan ya na me dena hai
Toh lo aapke liye pehla sawal
Kya aapne mandiro se chappal churana chor diya
hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile

Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 lakhs

Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
60th birthday

Sardar’s 60th B’day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On Cake So I Put This 60 Watts Bulb!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shouting to his friend

Santa Shouting 2 His GF :
U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khirki khuli..

Khirki Khuli.. Zulfein Urein..
Socha… Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par… Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mubarik ho

Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”
Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nobel Priz

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
aaj mere paas mobile hai

aaj mere paas mobile hai, no hai, battery hai, balance hai, tumahre pass kya hai? agar hai koi msg to bhejo.. agar nahi to mobile becho.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
“I love you”

Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ki 10 betiya

Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
MUSHKIL SINGH. !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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