Celebrities; 371 Jokes

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya

Pathan shadi ki raat ko room mai gaya to dulhan ne doodh ka glass diya aur romantic awaz mai pucha: "Aur Kuch?"
Pathan: Haan baji, agar Tiger Biscuit bhi mil jaye to maza ajaye !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,

Dosri GF (Second Girl Friend Time)

Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai,
Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai?
Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Malika Saree Centre

Top 5 funny shop names

1-Gandhi hair care

2-Malika saree centre

3-Salman marriage beauro

4-Dolly bindra fitness centre

5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife died yesterday

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
bring 2 corner tickets

A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
kab tak bajaana hai

Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne
puchha: kab tak bajaana hai…..??
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Santa: oye 8 – 10 peg Lagane tak
baja lo uske baad toh hum sab
generator ki awaz par bhi naach
lenge

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Maa ek Khush Khabri hai

Sardar on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.
Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?
Sardar: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.
Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?
Sardar: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti

Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti:

Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai.

Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya.

Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai.

Tej Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai.

Rakhi Pe Chadhne Walo Ki Tadaad Mein Ijaafa.

Rani Chalte-Chalte Bandh Ho Gayi.

Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla.

Katrina Par Gair Kanooni Dhang Se Chadhe Hue 7 Aadmi Giraftaar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabar To Sambha

Gabar: Sambha Gande..

Sambha: Tu Ganda tera pura Khandaan Ganda Saale.

Gabar: Sambha!! Namakharam GUN-DE-GUN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi

Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi me 2 foot Lambi Muli dekh k pucha-Ye kya hai..

Sabzi wala-Madam, ye hamare liye to Muli hai, par apke liye ye MAMULI hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation

Thank God Ekta Kapoor Ended Her K Fixation,

Imagine What Her Serial Bade Acche Lagte Hain Would Have Been Called ?

Khade Acche Lagte Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta

Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: han baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
James Bond Buys A Pan

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.


When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies
Dhai(2.5) another day!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo Chala America

Ek baar Laaloo Yadav, America mein english seekhnein chale gaye.

Kai dino baad Rabri Devi ne America phone milaya aur Bush se poocha,

Laaloo ji ko englis ayaa ke nahin.

Bush replied, nahin, unkaa englis nahin aawat hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S On Practice

Munna Bhai nay pehlay din office khola to bara khush tha. Us ki secertary nay bataya ke bahar aik aadmi aaya hai.

Munna bara khush hua aur usay andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

Haan Haan, 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha 'Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai.

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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