Celebrities; 371 Jokes

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se:

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.

Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai

Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai
GIRL:Thanx
BOY:Beautiful Dress
GIRL:thanx
BOY:nice Jewelery
GIRL:thanx januuuuuuu
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BOY: Lag phr b chawal e rai ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…

Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”

Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.

Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”

Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I Love You

Boy : Hey ! I Love You …
Girl : Awww… Then We Have Something In Common … !
Boy : We Both Love Each Other….??
Girl : No …!

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That We Both Love ME …

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae

Boy- Bhag kar shaadi karle ya shaadi karke Bhag jae(Girl se)
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Girl- fati chappal se mar khaega ya chappal fatne tak mar khaega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi ..??… :p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner

A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale nepuchha

Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale nepuchha: kab tak bajaana hai…..??...

Santa: oye 8 – 10 peg Lagane takbaja lo uske baad toh hum sabgenerator ki awaz par bhi naachlenge… :p =D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:

Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st datepe:
”Ye meri pehli date hai darling..........agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhotabhai samajhk maaf kar dena..:p :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?
Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,

Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?

Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A couple went to a wishing well

A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth

Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.

The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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