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Maa khush khabri hai

Sardar :
Maa khush khabri hai.
Maa: Bool bata.
Sardar: maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.
Maa: beeta huwa ya beeti.
Sardar: Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Monster valentine's day

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
That marriage

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and
it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance
at the bank

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mubarik ho

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi ki raat

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..
BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain
Band Ker Leen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker
Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shadi ki salgirah

Husband (Wife Se ):
Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Salgiraha Hai
Chalo Chiken Banate Hai
Wife:Why?
Main Apni Galti Ki Saja Us Murge Ko Kyu Du

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Buying a new diamond Nicolas

Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A
Diamond Necklace
Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Brought a new car

Santa Bought A Car On Loan
He Didn’t Pay The Dues
The Bank Took Away His Car
Santa: If I Knew This
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dugni chamak

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Promotion

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz
Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh
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Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st time jahaz

Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu pathn pilot ko marny lga or bola mai Pahly hi dara howa hon or tm one wheeling kr rhy ho

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Will you marry me

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes
yes i will !!
This iz Cheating..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik gareeb larke ki shadi

1 Garib Ladke ki shadi ho rahi thi
Pandit- Kaho mai apna sab kuch
apni Biwi ko deta hu..
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Piche se awaz aayi-
"Lo bhai,
Bechare ki cycle bhi Gyi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BA PASS

Chiman:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe
aur woh bhi ulte.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Spending vocations

I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing
everything I learned at school.
Really? What are you going to do the second day?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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