Celebrities; 371 Jokes

Akal Badhi Ki Bhains?

Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?

Munna Bhai- Pehle apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Basanti And Dhano Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhakt Ka Guzaris

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan

Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bill Gates And Madhuri Dixit

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:

Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

English Babu Desi Mem.

Brain marries Beauty!?

Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera...

The next version of Windows will be "Windows MD."

Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.

Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..

Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai...

Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ipl Meets Bollywood

The Mumbai Indians have used a new player this season and his name is Aditya Tare.

One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.

Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?

'Taare Zameen Par!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Badle Duniya Sari Tum Na Badalna

Why does Waheeda Rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide?

B'coz Devanand says - 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badalna'..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Basanti Aur Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hai

Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko Rakhi Bandhe to

Basanti aur Thakur ka kya Rista hua?
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Free mein Dimag mat chalao, Gabbar ne uske haath kaat diye the.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Multi-Talented Rajni

Rajni's Shooting Talent
Arjuna: I can aim and shoot the tip of a rat's tail.
Rajinikanth: I can hit the rat's tail tip's cell's mitochondria protein's
amino acid's base pair's hydrogen bond in the ratio of 1.23:5.32!

Rajni's Cookery Talent
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course Rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Funny Salman Khan Oneliner

Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts
n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess why this odd combination?

Salman Khan is coming and he does not need shirts.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Uth ja beta uth ja, nei toh Salman aajayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Munna'S Gandhigiri

Munnabhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai

Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhoni In Saari

Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.

Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa and public are in full anger.

Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.

A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.

Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Because He Is An Opener

Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.

Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maa: Baal kyu nahi katwata..

Maa: Baal kyu nahi katwata..??
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Ishant Sharma: Yo Mom Its fashion..
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Maa: Wo to theekh hai par Log Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..

aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabbar :"Thakur ye

Gabbar :"Thakur ye
mobile hum ko dede,
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Thakur :"Dekh yarr
hath-pair ka mazak
theek hai,
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Mobile se mazak masti
nahi,
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Facebook chalu hai or,
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Basanti online hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Solid Reason To Hate The Serial C.I.D

Solid Reason To Hate The Serial C.I.D

Lady: “Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”
Daya: “Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?”

Lady: “Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha”

Abhijeet: “Rahul Sach Mein Tumhara Bhai Tha?”

Lady: “Haan Sir, Wo Mera Bhai Tha”

ACP: “Oh My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Bahan Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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