Marriage; 901 Jokes

Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage Lottery ke
tarah hote hai.
Lag gye toh lag gaye
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Warna lag gaye

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
shadi

Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
:o

Larki: Jan_E_Man Mujhe Ayse Propose Karo Jaise Aj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kia Ho . . . . . Larka: Kamini Zaleel I Love you Mujh Se Shadi Kar K Mujhe Tabah Kar Dey Beghairat….

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
why should :p

A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ? :-P

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
boy friend

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
love :p.

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Modern Shadi

Modern Shadi
Larka Laki Ke
Father Se-Me Apki Beti
Ka Hath Mangne
Aaya Hun
Father - Q
Larka - Q K Mere Hath Thak
Gaye Ha Usy Msg
Kar Kar Ke......

by Sohail Malik (few years ago!)
Kanjoos ki shadi

Aik kanjoos ki shadi me bar bar pani pesh kia ja raha tha
pathan bhook se behal ho kar chilaya bhai biryani mile gi pani gale me atak gia hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Dulhan ka tohfa

Shadi par admi ne apni dulhan ko gulab ka phool dia
dulhan:mujhe ye nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
admi:ye lo sarhana aur so jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
after few years of marriage

husband apni wife sey.
"jaan ummmmm don't you like kids
Wife "i love them chotey chotey terbuz k munh waley bchey.
After few years of marriage
wife "oye utha ley kbhi tu bhi isko tu ney bhi paida kiya hey koi mene internet se download nahi kiya

by rida (few years ago!)
Shadi se Pehly aur shadi k baad

Shadi se Pehly::

Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
..
Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
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Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
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Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
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Larka: han..
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Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
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Larka: nhi tau..
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Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
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Larka: han jaan
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Larki: Oh jaan
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shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Love after Marriage

Biwi apne shohar se: Tum tau kehtay thay k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bht pyaar karogay...
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Shohar: Tau mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se hi ho jayegi :D :D :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
JIN in Marriage Ceremony

shadi ki taqreb ma JIN agaya....
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JIN ko dekhtay hi Larrkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gaein....
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aik baba ji ne larkiyon ko wuzu krnay ko kaha...
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Larrkiyan wuzu kar k ayen tau...
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JIN ki cheikhein nikal gaien... :D
HAHAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Shehzadi

Biwi aur shohar market ja rhy thay, tau aik faqeer ne kaha....
"shehzadi paanch rupy de dy, andha hon"

shohar: dy do tmhen shehzadi keh rha hai, zaroor andha hoga..
:D :D
hahahha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
nekah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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