Marriage; 901 Jokes

Ek sahab dosray sahab se

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: u will never succeed

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
before and after

Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Husband Biwi Se

Husband Biwi Se:
Pani Pila Do ...
Biwi :- Kya! ,Pyaas Lagi Hai ??
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Husband (Gussey se):
"Nahi"Gala Check Karna Hai
Kahin se"LEAK"to Nahi Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager

Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.

Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: I hate that beggar.

Wife: I hate that beggar..

Husband: Why?

Wife: That Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book called…

“How to Cook”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tm tu khete they

Biwi : Tm tu khete they shadi k
Bad b mujh se pyar kro gay?
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Husband: mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se
H ho gi…………………..D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,

Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…

MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
HUSBAND ne WIFE se

HUSBAND ne WIFE se:
"HATA Lo Apne Chahre Se Ye Zulfe,
A Jaane-E-Tamanna
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KHUDA Kasam
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Agli Baar "Khane" Me Baal AAYA to Sajni se Gajni bana Dunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband texts to Wife

Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..

Husband- bloody english language..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sachha Dost Hota Hai

Ek Aadmi Kapde Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.

Aadmi: “Mujhe Ek Lady Suit Dikha Do”

Dukandaar: “Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhaun?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband sent a text to his wife

Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message" xP :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle

Wife: TumNe Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari 2 Biwiya aur
Hain?

Husband: Bataya To Tha Ki Main Tumhe

'Mallika' Aur 'Shehzadi' Ki Tarah
Rakhunga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy proposing a girl

Boy proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo!!!


Boy: Behen ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange Marriage Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
And

Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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