Marriage; 901 Jokes

Meaning Of WIFE

Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
aik pathaan ki biwi k

aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa

Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho

pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
 gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attending a marriage

Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
time is too sloow

Time Is Too Slow For Those Who Wait,
Too Swift For Those Who Fear,
Too Long For Those Who Grieve,
Too Short For Those Who Rejoice,
But For Those Who Love,


Time Is ETERNITY

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
eik admi ki biwi

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
bridal after her ...

The Bride After Her Engagement
Goes To Her Mom And Says:
I Have Finally Found A Man Just Like Papa


Mom:
So, What Do You Want From Me?


Daughter:
Sympathy

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Why govt. donot alow

Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.


Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Shadi ker Den

Larkay waly:
bus g juldi se shadi kr daen.
Larki walay:
Nai abi larki parh ri hy
Larkay walay:
To hamara larka kon sa kaka hy jo kitabein phaar dy ga:-).

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
MARRIAGE and retuarant

Getting married is just like going to a restaurant with your friends.
You order what you want but when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
rich MAN

A young girl married an old rich man!
Neighbor asks the girl: Tumne insmein shadi ke liye kia dheka?
Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
wallima

Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
3 Rupees nd 500 msg

Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
khushain

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Nikah fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

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