Marriage; 901 Jokes

Ye Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai?

Ek Shahar Ki Ladki Ki Shaadi Gaon Mein Ho Jati Hai,

Subah Jab Wo Pest Karne Lagti Hai To Usaka Devar Usse Pest Mangta Hai,

Wo Pest De Deti Hai Aur Devar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jata Hai, Phir Doobara Mangta Hai Aur Phir Kha Jata Hai,

Ladaki Gusse Mein Aakar Devar Ko Chanta Maar Deti Hai, Devar Rote Hue Bhabhi Ki Shikayat Apne Bhai Se Karta Hai,
Bhai Apni Patni Se Chanta Marne Ka Karan Puchhta Hai To Patni Kahti Hai,

Patni: “Main Baar-Baar Inhe Pest Deti Thi Aur Ye Har Baar Ungli Par Rakh Kar Kha Jate The Isliye Mujhe Gussa Aa Gaya”

Patni Ki Baat Sunkar Pati Apne Chhote Bhai Ke Ek Chaanta Marta Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Pati: “Ye Koi Ungli Par Rakh Ke Khane Ki Cheez Hai Khana Tha To Roti Par Rakh Kar Khata.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto Ne Ek Din Santa Ko Bola

Preeto: “Oh Ji, Mere Mobile Mein Kisine, I Love You Ka Message Bheja Hai”

Santa Gusse Se: “Aise Message Receive Nahi Karne Chahiye, I Love You Too Likh Ke Wapas Bhej De Saale Ko“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ke Deewane To Bahut Hai

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Ka Mobile Dekha Aur Bola

Santa: “Bhai Kya Baat Hai, Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade I Love You Ke Messages Aa Rahe Hai?”

Banta Khush Hote Hue Seena Tan Ke Bola: “Kuch Nahi Yaar, Aaj Biwi Ka Mobile Utha Ke Laya Hoon Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aakhir Biwi Chahti Kya Thi, Maarna Ya Bachana?

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya
Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada

Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha
Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gareeb Ke Paiso Pe Ayashi Karna Galat Hai

Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chamdi Chali Jaye Par Damdi Na Jaye

Kanjus Lala Muftimal Ko Bijli Ki Taar Choo Lene Ki Wajah Se Current Ka Jatka Laga.

Biwi Ne Gabrate Hue Puchha: “Aap Theek To Ho Na?”

Kanjus: “Main Theek Hoon Tu Meter Dekh, Unit Kitne Badhe?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi Ki Shopping Pe Ungli Nahi Karni Chahiye

Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola

Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…”

Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso?”

Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?

Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,

To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha

Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?”

Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya

Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati Ke Liye Best Ilaaz

Pati Ke Kafi Jyada Beemar Hone Ki Wajah Se Biwi Usko Shahar Ke Top Doctor Ke Pass Le Kar Gayi

Doctor Ne Checkup Karne Ke Baad Patni Ko Kuch Goliya Di Aur Bola

Doctor: “Aapke Pati Ko Aaram Ki Jaroorat Hai, Ye Lijiye Nind Ki Goliya”

Aurat: “Ye Main Unhe Kab Kab Doon?”

Doctor: “Ye Unko Nahi Aapko Leni Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Insaan Hi Insaan Ke Kaam Aata Hai

Pati Bhaga Bhaga Hotel Ke Manager Ke Pass Aya Aur Chillata Hua Bola

Pati: “Jaldi Chalo, Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai”

Manager: “Main Kya Karu?”

Pati: “Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kya Aap Logo Ka Blood Group Bhi Same Hai?

Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.

Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”

Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pyar Kab Hota Hai?

Patni Ne Pati Ko Awaj Dete Hue Kaha: “Suno, Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala Le Kar Ayenge?”

Pati Gaya Aur Dhudne Ke Baad Bola: “Yaha Par To Nahi Hai”

Patni: “Mujhe Pata Tha Aapko Nahi Milega Isliye Main Pehle Se Hi Le Aayi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha

Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”

Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”

Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”

Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas

Patni Ne Ek Din Pyar Se Apni Pati Se Puchha

Patni: “Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho, Beer Pite Ho To Darling, Par Aaj Bhootni Kyu ?”

Pati: “Aaj Maine Sprite Pee Hai Seedhi Baat No Bakwaas“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khushi Se Admi Mota To Ho Hi Jaata Hai?

Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”

Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”

Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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