Marriage; 901 Jokes
Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu n,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K
Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ki larai ho rhi thi
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee
apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai
pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?
patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once a husband, says to his wife, i am going for hunting, she embrased him and blessed
him,then he leave,
After a little time he come back. his wife asks him why u come back. he replies "our neighbour have left there dog open"
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
If u marry one girl she will fight with you
BUT
if u marry two girlz they will fight for u..
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Man at MedicaL store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
"Yet to be seen"
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?
Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)