Marriage; 901 Jokes

Pending Pyaar

Meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING tha.. meri mohabbt ka bhi kya ENDING thaprapose kiya tha mene use SMS pe jo uske SHADI tak PENDING tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,

Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati, Patni aur Afsos

Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha,

Patni: Kash Main Apni Mom KiBaat Maan Leti Aur Tum Se Shadi Na Karti

Pati: Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?

Patni: Haan, Bahut Baar…

Pati Rote Hue Bola: Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Uss Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Aisi Laana Jo

Aaj to Maa ne bhi saaf bol diya…

ki

Beta, Wife Aisi Lana Jo
Facebook Na Use Karti Hoo,

Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Kaha Jaati Hai

Pati Ghar Aate Hi Kalpata Hua Biwi Se Bola

Pati: “Tere Baap Ki Ungli Karne Ki Aadat Gayi Nahi?”
Patni Hairani Se: “Kyun, Ab Kya Hua?”

Pati: “Aaj Phir Se Pooch Rahe The, Meri Beti Se Shaadi Karke Khush To Ho Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After 15 years

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-
G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Arey Ye Bevkoofi Mat Kar

Ek Aadmi Apne Ghar Par Movie Dekh Raha Tha To,

Aadmi Ek Dam Se Chillaya: “Nooooooooooooo, Ruk Jaaaaaaaaooo, Ghode Se Utar Jaao, Ye Ek Jaal Hai Utar Jaaao”

Patni Hairani Se Bhagti-Bhagti Aayi Aur Puchha.

Patni: “Kya Ho Gaya? Kise Warn Kar Rahe Ho? Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Tum?”

Man: “Hamari Wedding DVD Dekh Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
You can maary a woman for...

You can marry a woman for his wealth but money will perish.
You can marry a woman for his beauty but beauty will fade away .
You can marry a woman for his power but power will be gone.
But if you marry a pious righteous woman who fears Allah
she will honor you, will be affectionate with you and help
you to get closer to your ALLAH
Your love story will last forever.It will begin in this
life and will continue in the hereafter In’sha’Allah her
love for you will be your Jannah in Dunya and her satisfaction
will be your key to Jannah in Akhirah

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Funny Husband In Sasural

Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apne Sasural Jaata Hai

Ek Din Vahan Husband Biwi Se Kahta Hai: jaan plzz love
me.

Biwi sharmate hue : Nahi Ye Mere Papa Ka Ghar Hai.

Funny Husband: To Kya Mere papa Ka Ghar Red Light Area
Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,

Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,

Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan

Dulha Suhagrat Pe Apni Dulhan Ko Pyar Se Samjha Raha Tha.

Dulha: “Sabse Pyaar Se Rahna, Respect Karna, Unka Trust Jeetna, Unki Care Karna, Sach Bolna”

Dulhan Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli

“Sab Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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