on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 341 views
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