Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

Machli Khayega

Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega?

Banta: Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.

Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle

GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan

Baar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha Tha

MOLU- Kya Hua?

GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai "Try Again." :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sharab 1 bimari he

sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Angoor bech rha tha

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gobar Jaisa Khana

Husband:
Aaj Tumne Ye Kaisa Khana
Banaya Hai,GOBAR Jaisa….

Wife- HEY RAM!!
Is Aadmi Ne Kya-Kya Taste Kar
Rakha Hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Todays Dinner Should Be Light

Sardarji Standing Below A Tube Light With A Open
Mouth..

WHY?Because His Doctor Advised Him “Todays Dinner Should Be Light”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jiska Order Pehle Doge Vo Aayega!

Santa Found Answer 2 d Most Difficult Question Ever

What Comes 1st dT Chicken Or Td Egg? O Yaar
Jiska Order Pehle Doge
Vo Aayega!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Santa & Banta Were Discussing

Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
6 Chicken Wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Machli Khayega Santa

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Sardar :
Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet
Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai

Sardar’s Poetry For Her Lover

Aam Hai K Aam Ka Achar Hai
Kuch B Hai To Mera Pyar Hai
Aur Mereee Is Request Pe Zara Ghaur Karna
Kyunk Propose Kar Raha Tumhein Sardar Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:

The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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